hi my name is john egbert! i’ve decided to try this ask blog thing i’ve been seeing a lot lately. so feel free to ask away, oh and maybe you’ll see some guest appearances from some other people on here too, like dave!Tumblr (3.0; @asklegitegbert)http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02s6uHUSh1r87i7p.png"/><br/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uojncaEK1r87i7p.gif"/></p> <p>EB: hehe well thanks<br/>EB: from what i hear from dave you aren&#8217;t bad looking either! :B<br/>EB: maybe we can meet one day!</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/19266028607http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/19266028607Tue, 13 Mar 2012 21:12:21 -0400asklegitegbertdave striderjohn egberttavros nitramfiduspawngo<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0umf4uIFp1r87i7p.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uo3aOHR71r87i7p.gif"/></p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/19265252785http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/19265252785Tue, 13 Mar 2012 21:00:40 -0400john egbertdad egbertasklegitegbertwweh<p>EB: oh and i forgot to mention<br/>EB: dave, for some reason, let Bro cut his hair&#8230;.don&#8217;t know what he was thinking there<br/>EB: and to make matters worse, i&#8230;hehe, may have put dye in his shampoo<br/>EB: that&#8217;s why his hair will be looking darker for a while :B</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/19163964270http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/19163964270Sun, 11 Mar 2012 23:45:35 -0400dave striderjohn egbertbro striderasklegitegbert<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0r62kfX421rqvkwno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>EB: guess what guys!<br/>EB:dave and i are spending spring break together in lake tahoe!<br/>EB: he took the cold better than i thought he would and today we went on a gondola ride</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/19163629567http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/19163629567Sun, 11 Mar 2012 23:39:08 -0400dave striderjohn egbertasklegitegbert<p>EB: sorry i haven&#8217;t been putting anything up recently guys<br/>EB: i&#8217;ve been having technical difficulties with my gifs<br/>EB: i&#8217;ll try and get them working again as soon as possible! :B</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/19020586887http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/19020586887Fri, 09 Mar 2012 17:22:16 -0500asklegitegbert<p>EB: i had to go back home today<br/>EB: so i wont be able to answer questions with dave for a while<br/>EB: but don&#8217;t fear! as soon as we get to hang out again we&#8217;ll answer as many of your questions as possible<br/>EB: but for now you&#8217;ll just have to put up with me :B</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18350694546http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18350694546Sun, 26 Feb 2012 19:47:53 -0500john egbertdave striderasklegitegbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00n8p86331r87i7p.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00nq4MFBb1r87i7p.gif"/></p> <p>TG: john this isnt how you rave</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18332179829http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18332179829Sun, 26 Feb 2012 15:04:30 -0500john egbertdave striderasklegitegbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00mfcB5t51r87i7p.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00mh0zCoO1r87i7p.gif"/></p> <p>TG: john got a rump like plush plush plush<br/>TG: anon you know i love it</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18330414952http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18330414952Sun, 26 Feb 2012 14:37:38 -0500john egbertdave striderasklegitegbertsmuppets<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzhixQCsi1r87i7p.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00hijIeVG1r87i7p.gif"/></p> <p>EB: how dare you!<br/>EB: hehehe</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00hp3J41D1r87i7p.gif"/></p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18323929807http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18323929807Sun, 26 Feb 2012 12:53:56 -0500john egbertdave striderjohnwatsons-dickasklegitegbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzgfcj0N61r87i7p.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzgoiM3N21r87i7p.gif"/></p> <p>EB: fiiine i guess we can both be john dicks<br/>EB: as long as i&#8217;m the only one dave goes near!<br/>EB: &#8230;i&#8217;m watching you</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18296053011http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18296053011Sat, 25 Feb 2012 23:35:34 -0500john egbertdave striderjohnwatsons-dickasklegitegbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzex0i8M81r87i7p.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzfqpwIAe1r87i7p.gif"/></p> <p>EB: i&#8217;m the only john dick around here!<br/>TG: woah what <br/>TG: whats going o-<br/>EB: NOTHING THAT CONCERNS YOU</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18294907674http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18294907674Sat, 25 Feb 2012 23:15:33 -0500john egbertdave striderjohnwatsons-dickasklegitegbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzdrm3tRl1r87i7p.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzze2hwNAM1r87i7p.gif"/></p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18292748418http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18292748418Sat, 25 Feb 2012 22:37:58 -0500john egbertdave striderasklegitegbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzd0ixIip1r87i7p.png"/><br/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzd47XIc01r87i7p.gif"/></p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18291539385http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18291539385Sat, 25 Feb 2012 22:17:33 -0500blooper gifasklegitegbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzcomnKfb1r87i7p.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzcx19laq1r87i7p.gif"/><br/><br/>EB: is this what you meant? kinda weird but okay</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18291295465http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18291295465Sat, 25 Feb 2012 22:13:27 -0500john egbertdave striderasklegitegbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzbbx9UWq1r87i7p.png"/><br/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzbe8HmhE1r87i7p.gif"/></p> <p>TG: no smuppets are not kawaii<br/>TG: the motherfuckers try to eat my face with their plush rumps every time the two come in contact<br/>TG: which thanks to that fuckwad bro of mine<br/>TG: is very often<br/>TG: have you ever tried to save your face from the immense gravitational pull of a black hole???<br/>TG: no?? then shut the fuck up those things are assholes<br/>TG: pun fully intended</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18291103995http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18291103995Sat, 25 Feb 2012 22:10:17 -0500dave striderasklegitegbertsmuppets<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzavb7Hyh1r87i7p.png"/><br/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzb11PrM91r87i7p.gif"/></p> <p>EB: i love my dad! i take him wherever i go<br/>EB: &#8230;this is the only dad i have left&#8230;</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18289851428http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18289851428Sat, 25 Feb 2012 21:49:03 -0500john egbertdad egbertasklegitegbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzz9b5oZtk1r87i7p.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzz9mmXyQi1r87i7p.gif"/></p> <p>EB:no we haven&#8217;t</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzamwagl31r87i7p.gif"/></p> <p>EB: you see we&#8217;ve just started out in our relationship<br/>EB: oh my god dave what are you doing!?</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18289594382http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18289594382Sat, 25 Feb 2012 21:44:44 -0500john egbertdave striderasklegitegbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzz8kqsIn11r87i7p.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzz8n7VgTD1r87i7p.gif"/></p> <p>EB: dave no! we&#8217;re not putting that on the internet!<br/>TG: the pain inflicted on my face is directly proportional to the agony within my heart from that ice cold rejection john<br/>EB: jeez i didn&#8217;t say we couldn&#8217;t, just that we&#8217;re not putting it on the internet for every perv to see<br/>TG: i expect some action tonight<br/>EB: &#8230;cuddle action?<br/>TG: fine</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18286135331http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18286135331Sat, 25 Feb 2012 20:45:51 -0500john egbertdave striderasklegitegbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzz7dgQ7Wb1r87i7p.png"/></p> <p>EB: I AM NOT A HOMO&#8212;-</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzz7qyBT2B1r87i7p.gif"/></p> <p>EB: okay yeah</p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18284735702http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18284735702Sat, 25 Feb 2012 20:21:27 -0500john egbertdave striderasklegitegbert<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzz6nlxmUN1r87i7p.png"/><br/>EB: woah guys! it&#8217;s called a secret for a reason!<br/><br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzz6spsY3J1r87i7p.gif"/></p>http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18283547366http://asklegitegbert.tumblr.com/post/18283547366Sat, 25 Feb 2012 20:00:40 -0500john egbertdave striderasklegitegbertno egberts were harmed in the making of this gif